Shampa-poo is greatest Caucasian philosopher and secular prophet ever born in ancient Mongolia. Long time ago, parents came Outer Mongolia to teach god-book. As baby, I fall off back of wagon with some small supplies. Native peoples find me clutching bottle of hair soap. They call me Shampa-poo! Eighteen year later, I leave forrest 7 feet tall with red hair. Have many wisdoms. #1 wisdom: don’t leave baby on back of wagon. Blah!
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Finally finished writing life story. Now just need to find someone with sturdy wagon and good handwriting to help share with world. Gotta hurry.
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